Jump! Jump!

Take one kindergarten talent show, twenty bandana-clad toddlers, KrisKross’ 15 minutes of fame hit “Jump”, one over ambitious Mack Daddy, an Olympics worthy vertical leap, a four foot drop, and a classmate covered landing pad…and you get the highlight of an otherwise painfully slow event.

No one was hurt. Just a little shook up.

I know…I’m going to Hell.