Monday, July 12, 2004

Recipe for a bad mood.

3 hours of sleep
2 tons of work, office work and manual labor
2 legs, throbbing, in constant pain
0 patience for incompetence, dependency, ignorance, general stupidity
1 short fuse
1 realization ….“The only person you can ever expect to solve the problems you’ll face in life is yourself.”

First take your work and separate the office from the manual labor. Dress the office work with a tie and the manual labor with a toolbelt. Combine the office work with the 0 patience and 1 short fuse and let stew for 50 hours or until it comes to a boil. Then mix the manual labor with the 2 legs and let simmer on a medium flame for 20-30 hrs. Once both mixtures are done combine on the same plate and sprinkle with the hours of sleep. Best served with realization.

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