If I ruled the world...

Anyone who decorates their car by putting those novelty bullet hole stickers down the side should be made to do one weekend of community service as an assistant to the emergency trauma surgical team at Boston Medical Center. I hope their fake desperado, renegade-from-the law, punk John Gotti @ss isn’t squeamish. My prediction is by Saturday morning they’ll be ready to replace their gangster-image with daisy stickers.